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Shart Survival Kit

Shart Survival Kit

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Shart Survival Kit

Shart Survival Kit

Regular price $29.90
Regular price $29.90 Sale price $59.80
SAVE 50% Sold out
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Everyone Loves It! 🤩

    Guaranteed Laughs at Any Party

    Break the ice instantly – it’s the gag gift everyone talks about long after the party ends.

    Packed With ‘Crisis’ Essentials

    Each kit includes everything you need to survive a “situation” from wipes to tissues to disposable undies.

    Party-Tested Results

    99%

    100% of recipients didn’t see it coming. 🤯

    98%

    99% of parties ended in uncontrollable laughter. 😂

    1%

    1% quietly left the room. 🥺

    *Based by real party people (and one very shocked grandma)

    Over 2,000 five-star Customers

    • Had the Whole Family Crying Laughing on Christmas Morning

      Gave this to my brother on Christmas morning and he nearly spit out his coffee laughing. My whole family lost it. 10/10 hilarious gift, totally worth it.

      Emily R. | Verified Buyer

    • Hit of the Party!

      I brought this to our White Elephant exchange and it was the most stolen gift of the night. Everyone was crying and even my boss wanted it. Definitely the hit of the party!

      David F. | Verified Buyer

    • Best Secret Santa Gift I’ve Ever Given

      Got this for our office Secret Santa and it was a total crowd-pleaser. Everyone was trying to guess who brought the "emergency kit"

      Luis C. | Verified Buyer

      FAQ

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      Is this a real survival kit or a joke?Is this a real survival kit or a joke?

      It's 100% a gag gift but every item inside is real and usable

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      What's actually inside the kit?

      • Brown Town Tissues – For initial cleanup and emotional support.
      • Clean Booty Wipes – Handles the real aftermath so you can walk away with dignity..
      • Disposable Underwear – The real MVP of any disaster.
      • "How to Survive" Card – Step-by-step panic instructions.
      • Official Survivor Badge – Prove you lived to tell the tale.
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      How big is the kit?

      Compact and gift-ready! About the size of a small lunchbox (fits perfectly in a gift bag).

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      Is the packaging discreet?

      Yep, it arrives sealed and labeled as a "Shart Survival Kit," but it's clean, playful, and safe for shipping anywhere.